Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
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We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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