I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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