My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
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Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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