I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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