Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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