I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I think people are normalizing furries
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