U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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