I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
What a dumb baby whore.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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