i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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