You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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