She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
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and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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