I can text with my tongue
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
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I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
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