is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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