I'm really into asian looking animals
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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