She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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