Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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