yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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