We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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