I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
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Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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