I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
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