Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
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He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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