no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Found the puke drawer
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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