will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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