I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Sorry about my life...
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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