So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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