my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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