if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
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He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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