The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
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Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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