put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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