The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
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That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
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