Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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Can you bring me the toilet please
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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