You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
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I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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