U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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