I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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