Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
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i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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