Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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