If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
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did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
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