Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
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I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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