i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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