the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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