I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize