We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Damn victory sex feels great
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
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