dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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