you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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