we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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