On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
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My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
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The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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