life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
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he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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