The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
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we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
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Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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