You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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