I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
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I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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